- mother: get off the computer
- me: *makes chewbacca noise*
Reblog if you think Quinn Fabray is a repressed lesbian.
Holy shit. The notes.
Almost 6 million people agree with me…
THE NOTES, THOUGH.
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Me going on walk with 10 year old.
- Me: OMG how far have we walked? Jesus Christ I'm so thirsty, can we get a big gulp?
- 10 year old: Uhh, we've only walked ten steps from the front door.
PINK
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Owls confirmed to be the creepiest birds ever. LOOK AT THE FUCKING THINGS. If you fail to notice the one on the left fucking SWALLOWING a rat, then you have the dude singing some satanic chant or something next to him, and then you have those two other fucking psychos synchronized to make you feel creeped the fuck out with their soulless dance of FUCKING DOOM.
Always reblog.
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- mom: we're going on vacation!!
- me: is there wifi
- phone: *rings*
- me: no
